Car Wig on Doin' It With Ethan

Posted on November 05, 2010

Car Wig is here!

If you’re in a same sex relationship then this product is for you. Ever wanted to kiss your lady/dude in your whip at a stoplight but were afraid that some homophobe would drive up in the lane next to you and scream “FAG” or “DYKE?” Well, Car Wig solves this problem. But it’s more than just a heap of hair, it also comes with a miracle activator spray that makes straights see you how they would feel most comfortable.

Buy it today for $39.99! Operators are standing by.

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