Turtle Racing on Doin' It With Ethan

Posted on July 19, 2011

Turtle Racing: One of America's oldest past times.  Yeah, some people don't know it but host Ethan Mechare is ultra competitive when it comes to turtle racing. He may not be able to eat 17 hot dogs in 12 minutes and he may not be able to get cast on Oprah's new reality show but he sure knows how to pick the slowest creature on Earth from a bucket.

So in an effort to prove that he can do something well he took off to Brenan's Irish Pub where they famously race turtles. He picked the biggest and the fatest turtle and didn't win crap.  And believe us when we say that they were giving away crap as prizes.  Top prize: a douche. Sometimes it's better to be a loser.



  • Johnny says:

    I love it Ethan! I will definitely have to suggest that to some of the bars around campus. But I have a feeling the bars here don’t need more reason to have more T & A. They have plenty of that already! lol.

  • The Pants says:

    I’m going to TJ Maxx to pick up a discount thong first and I will see you at the bar.